I am nothing special. Student. Born and raised in Sunny South Florida. I am half hispanic and speak fluent Spanish. Anything of interest can be asked whenever. Anonymous questions are accepted and encouraged. I hope you found what you were looking for. - Alex
It’s really funny how Tumblr keeps gaining new members just because other websites mess up so colossally,, that Tumblr somehow manages to look better in comparison. Really embodies the idea of failing upwards.
“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
DUDE, it was just next-level! I just binged all of it and I honestly loved it so much, it was so good! Maybe it’s because I’m way more familiar with the 60s–70s musicals than the ones from the 40s and 50s, but I just kept seeing all the references and honestly it just gave me so much joy???
I don’t really know anyone who is as into musicals as me and I desperately need someone to fangirl with me about this show. So please, if you loved Schmigadoon Season 2, reblog this and put your favorite musical theatre reference from this season in the tags.
(mine would have to be Topher’s “sour macaroon”, because I literally never understood what the actual fuck the “jaded mandarin” lyric from JCS was supposed to mean)
After the credits of Glass Onion, you KNOW Blanc hopped on the phone like
“Marta, I just - yes, yes, I know, it’s late for you - but listen I just - well, if you were going to bed, why did you pick up? - anyway, I just met this AMAZING woman, you HAVE to meet her, Marta she blew up a HOUSE - yes, on purpose - YES, WITH PEOPLE INSIDE, also the Mona Lisa - no, I’m in Greece - Marta, please stop yelling, I’m very tired -”
Camila: So how are you? Two months of training with Beatrice must have been brutal
Ava: What do you mean? It was wonderful
Camila: Training with Beatrice wonderful!?!?!?
Beatrice: We don’t really need to get into…
Camila: I would love to hear what you training was Ava
Ava: Well we would train every other day because Beatrice said that it’s important to take breaks. We would start with some light jogging and yoga for an hour near the lake to warm up oh god that view was just….. then we would have a picnic to get enough energy for the actual training ,then two hours of sparring, some lunch in that cute bistro in the woods then two hours of weapons training and an hour of Halo training and then she would buy me ice cream because of the good job I did. Of course we would watch the sunrise together and then at evening we would go to the movies or the theater because Beatrice said training your mind is just as important as training your body
Camila: How very interesting…
Ava: Why what was your training like?
Beatrice: I mean do we really need to …
Camila: She would wake me every morning 5am. Had me warm up with a hundred push ups and sit ups then I would have to run suicide drills for half an hour and once I would be “warmed up” she would spent the next eight hours beating the shi….i mean sparring with me. Followed by four hours of weapons training and two hours of battle strategy followed by a half an hour quiz. And of course who can forget the surprise midnight attacks to check my reaction time…..
The idea of being a villain in Pokémon is SO FUNNY like youre in this word where you have little creatures that are powered by good vibes and friendship and you can bond with them and play with them and stuff and you’re like no I think we need to establish an organized crime ring or blow up the planet or both
pikachu: pika pika:)
Like 10 different people: I want to kill everyone in the world
